Off Subject Post but clearly Relevant Catagory Scam Alert..lol

I really needed to share this post from JS, You can find a link to his blog under blogs that I follow. I couldn't stop thinking & Laughing about it as it is soooooooooooo true! Thanks JS, your a man of men. It boggles the mind how people actuall fall for this stuff but I have a dear friend who did...............

This one was sent to me by PJ, I barked out laughing near the end, for obvious reasons. I won't spoil it for you.

Dear Friends

Just before the end of 2009 I wanted to thank you for the e-mails you have forwarded over the year.

I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rats do-do in the glue that is used on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft are sending me for participating in special email programs. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants to split seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died and bequethed and entrusted the whole estate.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan . I can't use any other toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bottom.

I can't even pick up the £5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg...

If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will sit on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Regards,
PJ

js: I think there is a misprint about the IQ. It should say folks with HIGH IQ and not enough sex... because folks with LOW IQ likely don't read e-mails. They just watch TV shows like "Trailer Park Boys" and "My Name is Earl", although I do watch the latter as it is funny and way above the former in taste and even intelligence.

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